Did you know that there are some people out there who believe sex is the ultimate solution to any problem? Well maybe not any problem but apparently to all my problems.
I don't know if any of the people who've recently told me that have met me but really?
You know how people always believe that they won't be in a car accident or they won't be the person who runs with scissors and trips and falls and stabs themselves in the arm or whatever? Well I am the person who believes that when she has sex, she's going to get pregnant. Which is to say that if I do have sex, for about a month or so, depending on the time of the month, I'm going to be more of a basket case than ever worrying about whether or not I'm pregnant.
And I'm not saying either that I'd up and bang someone without some kind of protection. I want multiple kinds of protection, you know just to be safe. I worry about things which is why people tell me I just need to get laid already. But do you see how counterproductive this would be? AND THEN WHAT IF I GOT PREGNANT?!?!?!
I'm all about babies. They're adorable. But I am soooooo not ready for one. Not to mention all the other emotional scarring that would come with getting laid.
In fact, thinking about all of it gets me in the mood that leads people to say to me "You just need to get laid." Newsflash, sex isn't going to solve my problems. Please stop suggesting I do it. It's not entertaining anymore.
Besides, I LIKE being a virgin. It's a conversation starter. And it makes people look at you funny but hey, we're all different.
Hey, I know plenty of whores. They're having enough sex for you and me combined lol. You wait as long as you need to!
ReplyDeleteI have the same fear. No, really. You aren't alone. And I agree with what Derek said. :oP
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