A Warning Before We Begin

Okay, so before we begin, I feel as if I should issue a warning to anyone out there who is reading this.


1. I will never, ever, ever call someone out based on race, religion, creed, age, sexual orientation, marital status, blah blah blah.  But if you're stupid, you're fair game.


2. My opinions are simply that.  I shall never pass them off as facts or attempt to force you to conform to them.  If you think Justin Bieber is the next Michael Jackson/Billy Joel/insert your favorite male singer here that's fine.  I think he's a creeper with a small furry animal growing on his forehead.  You're entitled to your opinion.


2.5.  That said, if you're going to comment, use your brain when you do it.  I'm not asking for flawless English but I am asking for you to use your brain.  If you want to counter my opinion with your own, AWESOME, but if you're going to a) force your opinion on me as fact or b) attempt to pass off your opinion as fact, please don't bother posting it.


3. I had a 3 before I wrote 2.5.  Oh, right.  My aim is to use this blog to entertain and occasionally to make you think.  But mostly to entertain.


4.  I reserve the right to add/amend/etc these warnings at any time.


That's all for now.  Well you know in five minutes I'm actually going to write a blog.  I think.