Greetings from the back room!!!
No, just kidding. I've only been back there recently to acquire titles. We received a shipment of new titles a couple weeks ago and wouldn't you know, there was a VERY good one in the box. So good in fact, there is little that I can say about it.
I Was Tight Yesterday - Well, if you were tight yesterday, we wanna see that video, not this one. Nobody wants to see it all loosey goosey. Ew.
Boffing the Babysitter - If you're unaware, boffing is British slang for doing the nasty. However, whenever I see the box, and maybe it's because f's kind of look like P's, I don't know BUT, I always think of bopping the babysitter, which makes me think of the Little Bunny Foo Foo song. You know, Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head. Somehow, I don't think this is what you should be thinking while you're watching porn. I also think that bopping the babysitter is probably some form of domestic violence/abuse.
Party in My Panties 1 - If there is a party in your panties, I can almost guarantee something is wrong. First of all, it's probably a party of bacteria and the residual remains of... well that's kind of gross so I won't go there. Bacteria it is. Second, unless your panties are too big for you, there is not enough room for anyone else in them and you can't party alone. If you're partying alone, it's a sad, sad party and who wants to be there? No one. Oh, and if you want to argue that the party happens when the panties come off....then clearly the party is outside of the panties or on the panties but not IN the panties. So unless it's a documentary about the bacteria that parties in your underpants when you don't wash them, perhaps we need a new title. I vote Party Without My Panties...
Dating 101 - If you're renting this one, you're not going to get the basic dating tips, unless of course you are planning on being a CREEPER! Maybe it should be called Seduction 101, Creeping 101, or We Couldn't Think of a Real Title For This One. But seriously, if you do'nt know how to date, there are self-help books for that. Porn is not the answer gentlemen. I repeat, porn is not the answer.
Well, that was exhausting. So until next time....
Keep it in your pants and keep your hands where I can see them.
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